With tongue-firmly-planted-in-cheek but not-enough-people-looking-to-make-a-difference so I-might-as-well-not-even-try, I put up a random tagline generator to the home page. Such nuggets of wit such as:

"Hundreds of URLs served since 2006."
"Because a world without meaning is meaningless.",
"Giving meaning to the web for the past few weeks."
"Show your URLs that you care. Because you do. I know that. But do they? Do they?"
"Because it pays to be the middleman."

Next, I want to implement the "fade-in" box with Ajax. That would be hot. Too hot. But just hot enough.